nineshadesofpale asked: Happy birthday man, I hope it's a good one. :D

awh awh thank you :^)

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…

did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

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c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

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muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

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catswithbenefits:

i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars

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rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

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